Since losing 40 pounds two years ago, I am careful about my
weight. Not compulsive exactly, but
careful.
I no longer weigh food; I no longer avoid pastas; and I no
longer track everything I eat. But I do
step on my scale every morning; it keeps me in check.
In mid-July, I got a fabulous remnant rug for my
bedroom. It looks exactly like the
threadbare one it replaced. The morning
after the rug-layers left, I stepped on my scale. I was 123 pounds three days prior, and then I
was a miraculous104. I keep my scale under my bed, so the guys from ABC Rug had
to have moved it to lay the rug. I call
Conair and another miracle…the rep I speak to tells me to mail back the broken
scale and they will replace it. I guess scales
have a lifetime guarantee at Conair.
Back to today
So for the past three weeks, I have not been able to weigh myself. I have been eating …shall we say… more
liberally. As if I’m on vacation. I know I’ve gained weight; I can feel it.
Yesterday, my scale finally arrives. It’s been almost four weeks. I am nervous.
I unpack it, place it on my bedroom rug, step on it, open my eyes to
look, and wow, I am 110.
Impossible. I try again. Now I am 104.
Hmmm.
I take the new scale and place it on my hardwood floor and
try. This time I am 125.6, up 2.6, not
good but not horrible. I like to be
122-123.
Conclusions
Number one: My old rug was masquerading as a floor.
And number two: I guess Conair doesn't test returned items.
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